F*ck the Polar Bears / Parliament Square

Written by:

F*ck the Polar Bears by Tanya Ronder, Parliament Square by James Fritz

Directed by:

Diane Page


29 November - 3 December, 7.30pm


1 December 2.30pm


Andrew Lloyd Webber Foundation Theatre

Ticket prices:

£15 / £8

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F*ck the Polar Bears

On the verge of a promotion at an energy giant and desperate to move into the house of their dreams, Gordon and Serena are almost living the dream. But behind their idea of perfection, their life is falling apart. With a child’s lost toy, a swear jar, a troubled relationship with a brother, an au pair and lots of pizza – what will it cost them to live their dream?

Parliament Square

What do you really believe in? How far would you go to prove it?
A normal morning – except it’s anything but. Kat leaves her family and travels to London, where she carries out an act that will not only change her life but many others around her.
But is any of it actually worth it?

The plays will be separated by a 15 minute interval.

15+ Content uncludes swearing and scenes of simulated self-immolation.

Creative Team

Directed by:

Diane Page

Set and Costume Designer:

PJ McEvoy

Lighting Designer:

Stevie Carty

Sound Designer:

Jack Baxter

Assistant Director:

Mo Korede